At this company, ‘brown is the new green,' and that's literal. Poopoopaper's small, medium and bound notebooks are made from horse manure fibre. Apparently, most of the grass that moves through these beasts doesn't break down, so poop paper is easy to make, saves trees and is really funny. Available for $4.95 to $12.95 from Greenhawk, 4839 King Street E., Beamsville.